Discover the Grumpy Golfer Ball: Fun and Attitude on the Course
For those who take their game seriously. The ‘This Ain’t Putt-Putt’ golf ball is a reminder that mini-golf rules don’t apply here.
- Perfect for serious golfers with a sense of humour
- Clean, sharp print design
- Collectible novelty ball
Why Choose the Grumpy Golfer Ball?
The Grumpy Golfer Ball isn’t just another golf ball; it’s for golfers who appreciate humor on the course. It features a unique design that portrays a grumpy golfer, which is sure to bring a smile to your face—or a smirk to your playing partners. Because golf can sometimes be frustrating, this ball is a fantastic way to lighten the mood while still trying to score low. So, if you want to add some fun to your game, the Grumpy Golfer Ball is a perfect choice.
Perfect Gift for Golf Enthusiasts
Looking for a gift that stands out? The Grumpy Golfer Ball makes an ideal present for occasions like birthdays or holidays. It’s not just practical; it’s also packed with personality. Friends and family who play golf will appreciate the humorous design and enjoy using it during their rounds. Because everyone loves a good laugh, this golf ball will help them relax and have more fun on the course. With its playful nature, it’s a gift that will be memorable!
Enhance Your Golf Experience
Using the Grumpy Golfer Ball can transform your usual golf routine into a lighthearted adventure. Rather than getting overly serious about every shot, you can embrace the fun side of the game. As you tee off, let the ball serve as a reminder that it’s okay to laugh at our struggles on the greens. So, chest up, eyes on the ball, and don’t forget to enjoy yourself—even when the game gets tough. Trust us, you’ll want to have a grumpy ball in your bag!
- Free Shipping: Available on all orders over $100.
- Order Processing: All orders are processed within 24 hours
- Standard Delivery: Estimated 3–6 business days
- Western Australia Deliveries: 2–3 business days
- Interstate Deliveries: 2–5 business days
- 30-Day Return Policy: Items must be returned in original condition with tags attached
- Return Shipping: Costs are the responsibility of the customer.
What Our Customer Say
Real reviews from real golfers having a laugh

Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!

Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious

Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs

Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.

Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years

Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.

Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.

Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.

Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!

Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious

Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs

Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.

Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years

Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.

Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.

Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.