Swing Like a Shitcoin Pump: The Unique Crypto Skeleton Golf Ball
Volatile swings aren’t just for crypto. The ‘Swing Like a Shitcoin Pump’ ball features a skeleton golfer and a nod to crypto chaos.
- Combines crypto culture with golf laughs
- Great gag gift for traders & players
- Fun collectible golf ball
Unleash Your Inner Trader
Every golf swing can feel like a wild ride, much like a shitcoin pump in the crypto world. Our Crypto Skeleton Golf Ball brings this exhilarating energy to your game. With its striking design, this novelty golf ball not only looks fantastic but also serves as a reminder of the thrill and unpredictability of both golf and cryptocurrency. Because who doesn’t want to add a bit of fun and humor to their golf game?
Perfect for Every Golfer
This golf ball is designed for all skill levels. Whether you're a beginner or a seasoned golfer, you can enjoy the unique style of the Crypto Skeleton Golf Ball while improving your game. Because it’s not just about becoming a better golfer; it's also about having fun on the course. So, grab this eye-catching ball for yourself or as a gift for your golfing friends, and watch as everyone's attention turns to your playful approach!
Quality You Can Trust
While the design is whimsical, our Crypto Skeleton Golf Ball doesn’t compromise on quality. Made with durable materials, it ensures a good performance during your rounds. So, swing away like a shitcoin pump and see if you can drive the ball as far as the gains in an altcoin surge! This golf ball is a perfect blend of utility and fun, making it a must-have for golf enthusiasts and crypto buffs alike.
- Free Shipping: Available on all orders over $100.
- Order Processing: All orders are processed within 24 hours
- Standard Delivery: Estimated 3–6 business days
- Western Australia Deliveries: 2–3 business days
- Interstate Deliveries: 2–5 business days
- 30-Day Return Policy: Items must be returned in original condition with tags attached
- Return Shipping: Costs are the responsibility of the customer.
What Our Customer Say
Real reviews from real golfers having a laugh
Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!
Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious
Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs
Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.
Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years
Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.
Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.
Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.
Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!
Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious
Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs
Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.
Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years
Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.
Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.
Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.