HODL Golf Ball: A Perfect Blend of Humor and Golfing
Crypto meets golf in this hilarious ‘HODL My Swing’ design. A skeleton golfer holding on tight, just like the market.
- Combines crypto slang with golf humour
- Great for crypto bros and golfers alike
- Collectible novelty ball
The HODL Philosophy in Golf
Golf enthusiasts who also dabble in cryptocurrency will appreciate the HODL My Swing golf ball. This unique golf ball captures the spirit of holding on to your investments, just like golfers hold onto their swings. HODL, which stands for 'Hold On for Dear Life,' resonates well with players who know the value of persistence both on the green and in the market. This connection makes the ball more than a piece of equipment; it becomes a statement piece for crypto-loving golfers.
An Eye-Catching Design
Featuring a playful skeleton graphic, the HODL My Swing golf ball isn’t just fun—it's also a conversation starter. Friends and fellow golfers will surely notice and appreciate your distinctive choice. Because of its humorous design, this ball serves as a fantastic gift for any occasion, whether it's a birthday, a tournament, or just a casual game. This makes it a hit among golfing communities where camaraderie and laughter go hand-in-hand.
High-Quality for Serious Golfers
Despite its humorous theme, the HODL My Swing golf ball doesn't compromise on performance. Made with durable materials, it guarantees long-lasting use on the course while providing optimal distance and control. So, you can play with confidence, knowing that you're using a golf ball designed for the sport while showcasing your love for cryptocurrency. It’s a win-win situation, enhancing your golf game and making your style stand out!
- Free Shipping: Available on all orders over $100.
- Order Processing: All orders are processed within 24 hours
- Standard Delivery: Estimated 3–6 business days
- Western Australia Deliveries: 2–3 business days
- Interstate Deliveries: 2–5 business days
- 30-Day Return Policy: Items must be returned in original condition with tags attached
- Return Shipping: Costs are the responsibility of the customer.
What Our Customer Say
Real reviews from real golfers having a laugh

Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!

Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious

Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs

Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.

Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years

Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.

Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.

Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.

Bruce Mitchell
Sydney, NSW
Bought the Croc ’n’ Roll set for a mate’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the cart. Worth it just for the banter!

Karen Thompson
Melbourne, VIC
Hit one straight into the water first shot… but at least I did it with style. These balls are bloody hilarious

Dave Wilson
Brisbane, QLD
Didn’t fix my slice, but gave the boys something to stir me about all round. Love the designs

Sarah O'Connor
Perth, WA
Shipping was quick, balls look mint. Lost one to the bush already… fair dinkum, that’s golf.

Tony Ricci
Adelaide, SA
Got the Roo Crew set. My old man reckons they’re the best Father’s Day gift he’s had in years

Michelle Clarke
Hobart, TAS
Rocked up to comp with the Crypto Swingers balls, the whole clubhouse wanted to know where I got ’em. Instant icebreaker.

Greg Patterson
Canberra, ACT
Fairway Crocs had the boys in stitches. Honestly, half the fun is just pulling one out on the tee.

Jenny McDonald
Darwin, NT
Didn’t shave any strokes off me game, but bloody oath they made the round more fun. Good yarn starter.