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Duckin’ Useless
For the bloke blaming the ball.
$34.95 AUD
+ $9.70 standard shipping for one set
See all 4 designsFor the bloke who loves a round
Golf balls that crack up your mates.
Four cheeky designs. Real playable golf balls. One easy gift for your favourite golfer.
Pick any 2 sets. Save 10%.Plus FREE standard shipping Australia-wide.
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Duckin’ Useless · 4-ball gift set
Real playable golf ballsGift box includedDesigned in WADispatched from Perth
No golf knowledge required
Which one sounds like him?
Choose his sense of humour. Every set comes with four different designs and a gift box.
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Putting Meltdown
For the putt that should’ve gone in.
$34.95 AUD
+ $9.70 standard shipping for one set
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Roo’d Awakening
A little Aussie cheek for his golf bag.
$34.95 AUD
+ $9.70 standard shipping for one set
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Dozy Koala
For a laid-back round with mates.
$34.95 AUD
+ $9.70 standard shipping for one set
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A little box. A big laugh.
His next round just got less serious.
For birthdays, Christmas, or a mate who takes golf far too seriously. Pick his sense of humour. We’ll box up the laughs.
Ready to hand over
Each four-ball set comes in a Bogey Blokes gift box.
Made for an actual round
Real playable golf balls with cheeky designs printed on them.
Packed here in Perth
Order before 2pm AWST on weekdays for same-day dispatch.
A few golfers on your list?
More gifts. One easy order.
Pre-selected bundles with savings built into the price and free standard shipping.
The Aussie Trio
Three sets for more laughs.
$79.95 AUD
Free standard shipping included
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The Full Bag
Four sets. Gifts for the whole group.
$99.95 AUD
Free standard shipping included
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The Super Saver
Six sets for a few lucky golfers.
$134.95 AUD
Free standard shipping included
See what’s includedBundle prices already include savings. Individual-set discounts do not stack.
A few things you might be wondering
I know nothing about golf — which set should I buy?
Start with our Bestsellers or pick the jokes that sound most like him. You don’t need to know his handicap, usual ball brand or any golf specs.
Are these proper golf balls or just novelty balls?
They’re proper playable golf balls with a durable Surlyn cover. The jokes are printed on the balls, but they’re made to actually be played.
What exactly comes in one set?
Each single set includes 4 golf balls with 4 different designs, packed in a gift-ready box.
Should I buy one set, a few sets or a bundle?
One set is an easy small gift. Buy 2 individual sets and 10% comes off automatically plus free Standard shipping; buy 4+ and it’s 15% off plus free Standard shipping. Our gift bundles already have their own bundle pricing and include free Standard shipping, so the extra individual-set discount doesn’t stack.
Can I pay with Afterpay?
Yes. Afterpay is available at checkout, so eligible orders can be split into 4 payments instead of paying the full amount upfront.
How does shipping work?
A single set is $9.70 standard shipping. Eligible 2+ individual-set orders and bundles get free Standard shipping, with Express available at checkout. Order before 2pm AWST Monday–Friday and we dispatch the same day from Perth.
What if I pick the wrong set?
Unused, unplayed products in their original packaging can be returned within 30 days. Change-of-mind return postage is at your expense. Your Australian Consumer Law rights are unaffected. See our returns policy for details.